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Your spending. Honestly.
Upload. Analyze.
Get roasted.
Turn a spending statement into category totals and an AI roast of your habits. A little heat, with respect for the human behind the numbers.
Educational entertainment. No jokes about hardship.
Real data. A hotter perspective.
From your statement
Category totals.
Then a spending roast.
01
STATEMENT
Read once
02
CATEGORY TOTALS
Numbers, in focus
03
SPENDING ROAST
A hotter perspective
A clearer look at your habits
See the numbers.
Take the joke.
SpendSizzle adds a punchline to a category-level view of your spending, so your patterns are easier to notice.
Your statement stays yours
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See the category totals
Get a category-level view of where the money went before the jokes start flying.
Take the roast, keep the insight
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One statement roast
One-time
$10
Pack of 5 roast cards
One-time
$15
Pack of 20 cards
One-time
$20
Before you turn up the heat
Clear boundaries.
No fine-print energy.
A spending roast can be funny and respectful at the same time.
Less waste. A brighter tomorrow.
Let your statement speak.
A fresh perspective on spending, with a sense of humor.